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In an attempt to ease The Sweatshop’s ever-increasing holiday workload, today’s blog entry has been outsourced to the Web’s foremost kind-of blogger/twitter-lover, PT.

Prior to Allyson and I dating, my dietary habits were not exactly spectacular. I wasn’t ExtraValuin’, DoubleCheesin’ and TripleThickMilkshakin’ myself to an early, artery-clogged grave by any means. But I definitely did not always chose the most practical or most imaginative option when it came to feeding myself. Since I graduated from college and started working full-time, I purchased every single lunch from one of many of the Loop’s various eateries. While I would always try to be as health-conscious as possible with my lunch choices, I was spending bundle on my mid-day meals. To look back and do the math, to think about the amount of money spent over the years on eating meals out every day is both alarming and embarrassing. I justified doing this because A) I wanted to sleep in as much as humanly possible in the morning B) I felt I deserved a treat for working a job I didn’t like, and C) I couldn’t possibly make a delicious lunch for myself in the time between waking up and leaving for work.

When Allyson caught wind of what I had been doing for lunch for the past few years, she was less than thrilled “Seriously PT? Seriously?“. From there, a challenge was made. For the whole month of February, I didn’t eat out for a single meal. We packed lunches in the morning, and I soon realized how easy and inexpensive it was to put together a great lunch at home. It felt so great to know I was saving upwards of $7/day by brown baggin’ it. Once March 1st hit, Allyson ended our eating-out fast with brunch at Handlebar, and I was successfully deprogrammed of my prior work-lunch habit.

Seasonal Cold Asian Noodles

Seasonal Cold Asian Noodles

This week I pleasantly surprised to see when Allyson threw together a gigantic batch of these cold Asian noodles with seasonal veggies (yellow squash, green beans, corn, and cucumber). It was enough for her meal that night, and for two lunch-sized portions  for us to eat the next day. We generally used chow-mein noodles when we make this dish, but Allyson substituted whole wheat spaghetti. The summer veggies all tasted so fresh and went so well with the noodle’s sweet and spicy dressing.

Again, to look back at my old lunch habits, a lunch like this– which aside from probably not existing anywhere in the downtown area– would probably cost $6-8 if it were purchased at My Thai or Wow Bao.

Yesterday, with a fresh loaf of bread baked, nothing sounded better to me for lunch than a tuna sandwich.

When I moved out my old apartment a while back, my then-roommate bequeathed to me several cans of hella-fancy white albacore. We were down to our last can, and I couldn’t think of anything better to nosh on at the end of my work week than this sophisticated sandwich.

Fancy Fish Friday

Fancy Fish Friday

CUCUMBERS ON TUNA. I cannot endorse this enough. For one reason of another, I was a tad skeptical this combo would be good. My God, I feel so foolish for questioning Allyson’s tuna-related recommendations.

To think that I’d be missing out on meals like this if I were still stuck in my eat-out-every-day rut is sad. Not only saving money, but getting to use your imagination to create an awesome meal for yourself is such a treat. I’ve made it my mission to try and convert many of my co-workers who eat like I once did. I haven’t been as successful as I would hope; but if I can at least annoy and make my co-workers feel bad about the decsions they’re making, I’ll have done my job, right? Right?

…I’m starting to see why I  eat a majority of my homemade lunches alone.

Lunches are only half of my ore-Allyson not-stellar eating habits. I’ve always loved to cook; but I when work would get stressful, and all I wanted to when I came home was kick up my feet and watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia on Hulu, I’d keep pre-processed meals on hand to both maximize my lazy time and a minimize any extra ‘work I had to put into my evening. Granted not EVERY meal was this way, but I had two major FoodCrutches I loved to keep on hand for nights like these: Soy Nuggets and frozen pizzas. The former I admittedly still crave from time to time. Soy Nuggets + Sweet and Sour sauce are easy (and somewhat embarrassing) comfort food. Frozen pizzas on the other hand, are totally a thing of the past since Allyson adn I have more or less perfected the art of the homemade pizza.

Drool

Drool

Faint.

Faint.

This week we threw together a yellow squash, caramelized onion, and pineapple pizza. Aside from letting the pizza dough rise, there really isn’t a terrible discrepancy between the time it takes to make a homemade pie vs. a frozen pizza. The taste of every ingredient in this pizza shines, somethinf I could never say about a frozen pizza which, while easy to make, tasted homogenized as F. Side note: I put green olives on my half of this pizza and it was incredible. Olives get a bad rap on this blog; and I want to let all your olive lovers out there know that the green olive/pineapple combo is a match made in HEAVEN. it’s going to be my new go-to, the sweet, salty, briny, combo canNOT be beat.

8.22.09 beets 004 (2)8.22.09 beets 005 (2)

So last night, it was my night to make dinner for Allyson and me. While looking for a recipe which included several of the veggies Allyson scored in Michigan, I stumbled upon this recipe for a warm lentil salad with roasted beets and goat cheese. I apologize for the above photos not really doing the dish justice, but, this salad was amazing! Allyson had reservations prior to her first bite. I’ll concede that the plate did look a bit like brown mush with these bright beets stacked on top, but the lentils were so flavorful, and both the sherry vinegarette and goat cheese made this salad a bright and satisfying home-cooked triumph.

8.22.09 beets 006 (2) To wash it all down, we cracked open this bottle of Leelanau Cellars Gerwurztraminer– a gift from Allyson’s mom.  It was exciting because this was a type of wine neither of us had ever heard of (Note: this wine was not chilled prior to us opening it, so please note the ice cubes in our wine glasses. We are officially senior citizens over here.). Gerwurztraminer must be German for Diabetes-enducer, because this was probably the sweetest non-dessert wine I’ve ever had. It was delicious, and went really well with our savory-as-hell lentil salad. The back of the bottle says the contents of this bottle of wine holds the “Taste Northern Michigan”. Who knew record unemployment rates could taste so sweet? AWWWWWW DAAAAAMN! BITING WINE-RELATED SOCIAL COMMENTARY! OH NO I DIDN’T!

In conclusion, some of the best times Allyson and I have had together are while we’re blazing new trails in the kitchen. Not only has our relationship yielded a more hands-on, thrifty way of looking at food for me; but it also given us fond memories and a more-expansive culinary skill set. That being said. I am inviting you all, the entire internet, over to our house for the meal of your choosing. And if you choose soy nuggets, we may be best friends for life.

Back on the Horse

I had horses growing up, and this is a real thing. If you get kicked off a horse you have to jump back on and tell that horse what is up. YOU are what is up. Not that horse. That horse did you wrong! That horse tried to tell you that you suck. You do not suck!

I do not suck! I can cook, you stupid horse.

Buckwheat Noodles They Are Not

Buckwheat Noodles They Are Not

I still had failure on the brain yesterday when I fished out these rice noodles. I smelled them. I pinched them. I read the ingredients and instructions. I glared at the buckwheat noodles still parked next to these in the pantry. They looked safe, being rice noodles, but I was still worried. Was there something I was overlooking? Could the gross culprit be something else?

I chopped the veggies, I cooked the noodles (still smelling normal I started to feel better), I stir fried the veggies, I mixed up the dressing, I threw it all together and put it in the fridge. I crossed my fingers.

That is Right, Horse. Suck It.

That is Right, Horse. Suck It.

Success! I can cook! And those buckwheat noodles are going in the trash.

Zombies with Lunch

Zombies with Lunch

For lunch today I cooked up a doozie. My mom tipped me off to this trick, which she got from HungryGirl. While damage controlling some family business (Matthew, my youngest brother, has decided to move out of my mom’s house with no job/money. Boys.), I poured 1/2 a cup of milk in my bowl and mixed in a little sugar free/fat free pudding mix. I let it sit while I chopped an apple, defrosted my raspberries and, cleaned my blueberries. I dumped in 1/2 a cup of oats, my three fruits, and sprinkled some nutty cereal and raisins on top. What did I get? An amazingly nutritious lunch mascaraing as a pudding treat! I put in about half a tablespoon of the pudding mix and it thickened up that milk so much! This was a pudding parfait.

Interestingly, there had been very little brain eating in the whole 130 pages I had read of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies up until I was eating a meal with a brain-like consistency. Didn’t remotely bother me, though. I love this book so much I could literally be eating brains while reading it and still be happy. That is love.

The Biggest Cooking Failure of All Time

PT and I were feeling pretty Asian-centric this weekend, what with all the cold Asian noodles we were eating (shit I seriously almost wrote DEVOURING! Damn you, Sex and Bacon!) and the… ok so the noodles were the only Asian part of our weekend, but as you know food plays a huge roll in our lives so I guess Asian felt bigger.

Aloe Drink - Looks Cooler in... Korean?

Aloe Drink - Looks Cooler in... Korean?

We rolled over to Joong Boo Market Sunday on Kimball to take a look around. Joong Boo Market is packed full of Asians, hipsters, and food labeled only in Asian languages. We did our best, picking out a huge bag of bean sprouts, 16 oz of button mushrooms, snap peas, two different kinds of noodles, three different oils and sauces including a bottle of sesame oil, and a bag of the same almond cookies you can get at Chinese restaurants!

We grabbed this bottle of weird aloe vera drink that I’ve tried before and really loved but have only ever seen for $4. $1.75 at Joong Boo! And just as delicious as I remember. Very refreshing on a warm day.

I was very annoyed at the end of this trip. Joong Boo is TINY and there are no baskets, you have to use a cart. All the Asians were looking in our cart and judging our choices. One woman even pointed in our cart to the mushrooms, maybe? and asked if we knew how to cook them, laughing. Back off, bitch! Can’t you just pretend we don’t exist like white people do? You can run into someone at Jewel with your cart and they still won’t make eye contact with you. America!

Kimchi

Kimchi

PT also picked up some kimchi (or gimchi, kimchee, or kim chee). I had the tiniest nibble because it is so pretty! But it’s seriously spicy.

All that? $20.45. I’ll be annoyed for all that savings. That would have been at least $40 at jewel, and where else can you find those almond cookies?!

Looks Can be Deceiving

Looks Can be Deceiving

Needless to say, PT and I were really excited to get home and cook up another batch of cold Asian noodles using our new sauces and veggies. We cracked open the cookies and the aloe vera while we chopped vegetables, mixed up the dressing (with the new sesame oil!), and cooked up our buckwheat noodles. Just like whole wheat noodles, right? … right?

NO. There were too many variables to pinpoint the problem, but this meal had the funkiest, mustiest smell and taste! I’m thinking it was the noodles (only like $2.50 so I’m not too upset about it), and PT thinks we got a weird kind of bean sprout, or they were bad (only $1 so I’m not too upset about that, either). You couldn’t even taste the dressing with the new oil in it! The musty taste took over everything.

PB & J on Stupid Bread

PB & J on Stupid Bread

After picking out the vegetables we were still hungry, so we supplemented dinner with more almond cookies and PB & J on my stupid bread.

Simple Oat Bowl

Simple Oat Bowl

It was a crushing blow. We were trying to remember a failure like that and couldn’t! Which I guess is a pretty amazing average, but it still hurt. Yesterday I kept it simple, a little gun shy! I had oat bowls with fresh Michigan strawberries I picked up at the Logan Square Farmers Market and stupid bread with peanut butter on it.

Huge Amazing (and Simple) Salad

Huge Amazing (and Simple) Salad

I mixed up this salad last night for dinner. Snap peas, tomato, asparagus (from the farmers market!) hard boiled egg, mushrooms, romaine, and cucumber with thousand island free.

No cooking, just delicious. A place I’ll be for the next few days.

Asian Noodles and I’m Stupid Bread

Flat McFlat Flat

Flat McFlat Flat

I got cocky. Again. This always happens! PT and I ate that entire no-knead loaf of bread in about 36 hours, so I thought I would just throw together another loaf! I knew something was wrong right away, and then, of course, out came this hard, flat pizza crust like loaf. It was very disappointing, considering how amazed I was at the outcome of the last loaf, and how amazingly delicious it was with peanut butter.

Egg Salad with I'm Stupid Bread

Egg Salad with I'm Stupid Bread

Somehow PT cut this loaf and made sandwich-like slices out of it. It was very dense but crisp and a nice accompaniment to egg salad. We also roasted up some carrots with bbq seasoning and those made a nice accompaniment to the egg salad sandwich, so amazingly it all worked out. Another loaf, however, is rising it’s designated 18 hours as I write, and I kicked everyone out of the kitchen so I could count everything correctly. We will see what happens.

Asian Noodles

Asian Noodles

I found this food blog I’m liking called Keep It Simple Foods. These two women write it and its cute and all about eating simply, which I like. Friday they had a post about Asian noodles, and how simple they are to make.

Friday was the first hot day Chicago has seen this year and I thought some cold Asian noodles would be a great dinner choice! So I cooked up some Chinese noodles, stir-fried up some broccoli, carrots, and the last of the farmers market mushrooms, and made the Asian dressing she recommended. This dish turned out so well! PT and I both loved it so much that we made it again for lunch Saturday.

Asian Noodles, Part Two

Asian Noodles, Part Two

We replaced the mushrooms with Vidalia onion for lunch Asian noodles. See all those sesame seeds? It is a great summer meal!

Cinamon Roasted Almonds!

Cinnamon Roasted Almonds!

Yesterday we made our way to the Belmont Arts and Music Festival, where we sampled some amazing cinnamon roasted almonds, which might be my favorite outdoor food. I smell that sweet nutty smell and I just can’t say no! I want some sweet almonds. And these didn’t let me down! PT and I sat in the shade and enjoyed every last one. Unfortunately there was some terrible music playing nearby and I almost got run over by a couple strollers, but I don’t harbor ill will for the nuts. To get these you usually have to deal with strollers and bad cover bands and lots of sweaty people.

Me Enjoying Some Fresh Lemonade

Me Enjoying Some Fresh Lemonade

We washed our sweet nuts down with lemonade, the perfect drink on a hot day. Bud would have you think it is Bud Light Lime, but we were sitting right across from the alcohol stand where you could get regular Bud and Bud Light for $5 and Bud Light Lime for $6, which would be enough for me to get the Bud Light (Actually I would just get another bag of almonds! You know me.), but douchebro after douchebro bought the Bud Light Lime! It just can’t be good.

After the fest we biked to the lake, where everyone in Chicago was.

North Avenue Beach

North Avenue Beach

Float+Baseball=Heaven

Float+Baseball=Heaven

It was a nice bike ride, but there were just too many people laying around, running and biking on the trail, walking around with huge coolers, that we didn’t stay long. And my Snow White skin can only take so many hours in the hot sun. We biked home and relaxed with some baseball and root beer floats.

I started on my Summer Sweater straps and am working through them. 35 is a lot of inches! And K1P1 is much less fun than the diamond lace pattern I was knitting in my sleep I loved so much. I’m going to have to think up a way to use that pattern again soon! I miss it already.