I watch a ton of TV. If you follow me on twitter you’ll see me tweeting up a storm about all the terrible shows and movies I watch. That 6 hours a day that the average American watches? I’m bringing up that average like crazy. But when you work from home you need stuff going on! Sometimes I sit and knit all day, and I’m not going to do that just staring at the wall.
So here is a carefully constructed list of my go-tos. Shows and movies I’ve been watching for years and have just discovered, perfect for hours and hours and hours of uninterrupted knitting, broken down by the level of knitting difficulty.
Super Challenging Knitting and/or Pattern Designing
These are mindless watches that you can concentrate on or not. You can never take your eyes off your elaborate chart pattern, or keep writing your pattern, and still know exactly what is going on on the screen.
1. Greek

Greek!
Silly, fun, and totally over the top, Greek is so easy to watch it catches you off guard when you realize how much you really like it. It’s a world I was never a part of and never wanted to be a part of, but while watching these 70+ episodes you almost wish you would have been a part of it when you had a chance. Almost.
2. All of Jane Austen
Ohhhh Mr Darcy
It is a truth universally acknowledged that all knitters love Jane Austen, so when I need some tried and true Austen, I set up a marathon: Emma (the Gwyneth Paltrow one), Sense and Sensibility (Emma Thompson), Pride and Prejudice (Keira Knightly), Becoming Jane, Mansfield Park (Johnny Lee Miller), Clueless (it counts!), and, finally, Pride and Prejudice with our good friend Colin Firth here. It’s all just delightful candy!
3. Freaks and Geeks

Freaks and Geeks!
It has gotten to the point now where when I put in Freaks and Geeks it’s like visiting old friends but SERIOUSLY, not in the lame way people say that about, like, Friends. I’ve watched the entire series, one glorious, perfect season, dozens of times, and every time I laugh and LOVE IT so hard it makes me want to start it right over again. The only problem is that my crush on Neil gets grosser and grosser the older I get.
4. The Office, American Version, Seasons 1-6, ep 5

The Office!
Watching The Office is not at all like visiting friends. It’s like being a fly on the wall in a room that you don’t want to leave but are very happy staying a fly. It’s funny and easy, and you love Jim and Pam, and when Jim goes to the other office and you meet Andy, and when they come back, and it’s all before Dwight stops being endearing and starts being super creepy.
Why Seasons 1 – 6, ep 5? Because that is when Jim and Pam get married. Nothing after that really matters.
Kinda Challenging Knitting, but Manageable with a Few Distractions
You are almost on autopilot with your knitting, but still have to pay attention to shaping, or cables, or sizing. These shows have lots of physical comedy elements, or crazy drama and fighting, so you have to keep a closer eye on them, no matter how many times you’ve seen them.
1. Arrested Development

Arrested Development
Amazing and hilarious in every way, Arrested Development has been rewatched almost as many times as Freaks and Geeks has. You remember it being funny, but it’s always more funny than you remember. And you forget things! Like Mrs Featherbottom! And how amazing Liza Minnelli is! And Bob Loblaw! God. Fantastic.
2. Lord of the Rings, extended versions
LORD OF THE RINGS!
Like 11 hours of making fun of Orlando Bloom, but STILL FREAKING OUT when he and the dwarf are going to die as friends at the very end? Helm’s Deep is bad ass, all the women glow and are totally kick ass, and Viggo is super hot and in basically every scene.
3. Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation
Parks and Recreation is fantastic and keeps getting better. When I rewatch Parks and Recreation I even rewatch those first 4 pretty terrible episodes as kind of a tribute to how far the show will go, and the addition of Adam Scott and Rob Lowe in season 3 is like ice cream on a huge warm brownie. Every person in this show is loveable, and that is so rare.
4. The IT Crowd

The IT Crowd
Half nerdy IT department tribute, half The Office-like shenanigans, The IT Crowd is so fun and hilarious that you forget you started watching it to look cool and keep watching it because you love it so much. Roy is all famous now because of Bridesmaids so talking about how good The IT Crowd is isn’t going to make you that cool anymore, anyway.
The Most Mindless of Mindless Knitting
You’ve got 13″ of St st to get through. You can stare at the TV uninterrupted for hours while knitting because these shows require a lot of attention.
1. Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl
Is Gossip Girl the worst shit ever? Oh yeah. It’s worse than the worst shit ever. The show must have found a way to spit crack at you through your TV because you can’t get enough of the mean girls, the sex, the drama, the outfits, and the soundtrack. Much like how Parks and Recreation has all characters you love, Gossip Girl has all characters you hate. Even the ones who are suppose to be the good characters do terrible things to the evil characters. Everyone is hot, and evil, and you have to read a TON of text messages to keep track of what is going on.
2. Harry Potter, movies 1-4

Harry Potter!
(I like to live in a world where everyone still looks like this) The first four movies are delightful magical romps! When things start looking super scary *cough* MOVIE FOUR *cough* you just start watching movie one again! And everyone is alive and happy and Voldemort is still just kind of a foggy thought. And nothing else bad happens!
3. The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries
The above picture should be enough to sell this show to you, and to explain why this is a show for mindless knitting, but on top of the HOTT there is also lots of fighting, really fast vampire fighting, people constantly being killed by surprise attack, and there are lots of flashbacks to like 1492 and 1864 to keep track of. And hot vampire sex. The most surprising part of The Vampire Diaries? How legitimately good it is.
So dial up the Netflix, grab your knitting, and get watching! And if you’ve got more suggestions be sure to share!






























