I’ve lived in Chicago for 8 years, and hipsters are a way of life. With my love of biking, eating local food, and wearing skinny jeans I, too, fall into that category most days. Then I moved to Minneapolis where hipster is a four letter word. I made the mistake of suggesting a dive bar down the street for a meet up with new friends and everyone turned up their noses, ‘OH THAT HIPSTER BAR?! YOU GO THERE?!’
$2 PBRs! Can’t EVERYONE see the merit?!
Whether you hate hipsters or not, whether you are one or not, whether you cringe at the sight of them or can’t wait to stop reading this pattern to run outside, listening to your favorite band no one has heard of, and smoke a Parliament, you’ve got to admit this tea pot cozy is hilarious. From it’s hipster glasses to it’s interchangeable mustaches, even Grandma will get a kick out of this thing.
So turn up your vintage record player and call off work (the local coffee shop will be fine without you – and you’ve got that trust fund, remember?!), because this tea pot cozy is calling your name.
HIPSTER TEA POT COZY PATTERN
Finished Size This cozy is for a large, 2-3 quart, 24” round tea pot with a top handle.
MATERIALS
Yarn Worsted weight leftovers are great for this project. I used Patons Classic Wool, 100% wool; 223yds/100g: Jade Heather (MC). Red Heart Classic, 100% acrylic; 199yds/99g: Yellow (CC1) and Black (CC3). Lion Brand Wool Ease Worsted, 80% acrylic 20% wool; 197yds/85g: Mink (CC2). For the hipster glasses glare I used sock yarn – Red Heart Heart & Sole, 70% wool superwash, 30% nylon; 213yds/50g: Ivory (CC4).
Needles Size 9 (5.5 mm) straight needles, 2 size 6 (4 mm) double pointed needles.
Notions Three 3/4” dark buttons, pipe cleaners or wire, tapestry needle.
GAUGE
With larger needles and MC, 16 sts and 12 rows = 4”.





























I need this for my tea pot!
And since meeting you, I’ve come to accept my hipster-ness. I never realized I was in denial about it. Heh
Comment by J — August 10, 2011 @ 8:48 am
I know I fall into the lame dept and don’t get out much but what is a 2$ pbr???
I have no words for your insanely adorable tea pot cozy.
I also fall into a new low than low lame category as I don’t use a teapot.
my husband gave me an insta hot for valentine’s day a few years ago and (insanely I was ectatic) because I now have hot hot water at my fingertips any time of day(if I am home)
I need an insta hot cozy.
I do love the mustaches however. I need to knit some and attach them to things…like JJ.
xooxox
Comment by Cindy — August 10, 2011 @ 10:06 am
That’s amazing! What will you come up with next!? It just needs some multi-colored neon Nike’s and Jean’s that are too tight and that would be pretty spot on!
Comment by Kelsey — August 10, 2011 @ 12:39 pm
hilarious!!! i love the interchangeable moustaches.
Comment by Julie — August 10, 2011 @ 1:07 pm
I need to make this. O_O
Comment by Gil — August 10, 2011 @ 2:55 pm