I remember seeing Casper when I was 11 and thinking Devon Sawa, Casper when Casper turns into a boy at the end to kiss Christina Ricci, was so cute. My crush on Devon Sawa lasted threw Now and Then and Wild America right up until I was 14 and saw SLC Punk, which was scary for a 14 year old to see, and Devon Sawa looked like this:

... Devon?

... Devon?

Crush over.

When I was 7 I had a super crush on Jonathan Taylor Thomas, naturally.

Jonathan Dream Boat!

Jonathan Dream Boat!

But he stopped growing right after Tom and Huck (miss you, Brad Renfro), so crush over at 12.

Then there was Joseph.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

I was 9 when Angels in the Outfield came out and he couldn’t have been cuter. I mean, now I watch that movie and he just looks like a baby, but back in 1995 I was in love.

3rd Rock from the Sun

3rd Rock from the Sun

And yeah, he had that long hair in 3rd Rock from the Sun, but that was hot then! But all cuteness-doubt was erased by 10 Things I Hate About You.

Theres a Dick on my Face, Isnt There?

'There's a Dick on my Face, Isn't There?'

To be fair, you are never going to be the cutest boy if you are in a movie with Heath Ledger. And not serenading anyone on the bleachers during soccer practice didn’t help the cause, either.

But clearly he learned that if you are going to get a girl’s attention you have to star in a movie with a cute GIRL, not a cuter boy.

Joseph and Zooey

Joseph and Zooey

I recently saw (500) Days of Summer (twice) and realized that I’ve loved Joseph Gordon-Levitt for 16 years; easily longer than I’ve loved any other boy.

Doesn’t it renew your faith in monogamy? Sure, I’ve been cheating on him for the past 10 years, but it’s possible!

And it looks like he likes hand knits.

Simple Block Scarf Perfect for a Beginner

Simple Block Scarf Perfect for a Beginner!

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