Freaking Halloween is Saturday! That is THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! How did that happen?
I had been planning on being Lady Gaga for Halloween all year. I figured all I would need is some black leggings and a blond wig. Easy! I was even trying to keep track of her music to make sure she had a hit somewhere in the neighborhood of Halloween so I was topical.
THEN she goes and dyes her hair brown and starts just wearing bathing suits every time she leaves her house.
Lady?
Which is a problem. I’m not one of those girls who uses Halloween to dress like a prostitute. My goal on Halloween is to be funny. And to not freeze to death. Prostitutes are not funny, and if I’ve learned anything from Charles Dickens it is that prostitutes freeze to death all the time.
Felicity Loves Halloween
I’m still working my way through the entire series of Felicity. I’m about half way through the fourth and final season and, while I was contemplating my Halloween costume dilemma, Felicity had a Halloween party, where she was a witch.
NOT helpful, Felicity.
(Side Issue: Felicity had a party in season three where two people were shot. Wouldn’t people being shot deter you from wanting to have another party? THEN, during this Halloween party someone gets alcohol poisoning and almost dies. Stop having parties, man! Just stop!)
... Real Life Pink Happy Poo?
This is sitting in the blue room right now. It is my Halloween costume, and it is almost done.
Any guesses?
she dyed her hair?? I had no idea, and she looks so different now!! Hmm. maybe keep the leggings and the blond wig, add a cone bra and go as Madonna circa 1992?
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Comment by juli — October 29, 2009 @ 7:56 pm
I have not actually thought of a halloween gimmick. Will spend the rest of the day in the cemetery with my relatives. I never usually wear costumes. I have such a boring halloween.
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Comment by Therabreath — October 30, 2009 @ 3:53 am
No that was a wig for Halloween! Because… you need a wig to be a witch on Halloween? I don’t know.
I’ve got something good in the works! But it is seriously remarkable how simple it would be to switch a failed Lady Gaga costume into a totally rocking Madonna!
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